mo job

Exceptionally pleasurable fellacio given by an attractive female who implements several different motions of the tongue and is able to deep-throat.

After she gave me that mo job I had nothing left for sex, which really pissed her off.

by snow3409 May 9, 2006

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at a job site

Euphemism often used when referring to one's deviant sexual behavior. Specifically, the act of sitting in a comfortable mesh office chair giving the impression of working while in fact loaded on Viagra and dreaming of shaven billy goats licking your balls and a troop of monkeys tugging on your shaft while magically teddy bears dance around you chanting "tickle his taint, tickle his taint." The monkeys must obey the Teddy Bear chant and begin to tickle your taint whilst tugging your shaft. This is all done while very convincingly seeming to go about normal work tasks.

I'm sorry, Mr. Smith is not available at the moment, he's "at a job site."

by Definition King March 29, 2005

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Nose job

A common plastic surgery procedure Jewish women get on their 18th birthday.

My dawghtah just gawt heh fowrst nose job yestahday.

by RedNexDex December 20, 2015

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Rob-job

The sexual act of defacating into your partners anus either directly or using some form of tubing. Originated by a sexual pioneer named Rob and his dear mother.

The woman cleaned the shit off her ass after getting a Rob-job.

by Edbu September 15, 2008

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Cam-Job

A pirate copy of a movie on DVD, Video or downloaded that is obviously acquired by smuggling a camera into a cinema and filming it.

The copy of the new new Bond movie I got off Limewire had poor sound, poor quality picture and somebodys shadow obscured the screen making it obviously a cam-job

by Evil_bob January 20, 2007

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