An absolute retard with the smallest cock known to man. Scientist have called it a medical marvel and have been studying it his entire life. Nick's are also prone to driving slammed Chevy's that look like absolute shit while yelling "Pinche quate foo!" at any four cylinder that passes him. Overall, a Nick is an absolute retard with a small cock to match his puny ass truck.
by Gooner Boy January 26, 2024
Get the Nickmug. I pleasureful daddy that squeezes you ever so tightly in bed. He'll have your dick throbbing all day and night.
Billy: Did you hear about Nick's giraffe cock.
Dad: Why of course son, I road Nick all night long.
Mom: Anthony!!! How could you!!
Jeffy: Pumpernickel clit fuck!!
Dad: Why of course son, I road Nick all night long.
Mom: Anthony!!! How could you!!
Jeffy: Pumpernickel clit fuck!!
by e-d-thelegend.com June 10, 2018
Get the Nickmug. by anonymous January 18, 2021
Get the nick bellucimug. by Cjp5 March 8, 2024
Get the The Nickmug. by Nick is a slacker May 30, 2017
Get the Nickmug. Oh, Nick. He's a fun one. One that'll definitely catch your eye the first day you meet him. He's not exactly popular, making him easy to become friends with- but his aura is often very intimidating. He seems practically perfect, but nobody else seems to notice him. A hilarious dude, and still manages to stay innocent.
by Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip October 14, 2019
Get the Nickmug. A nigga no one can quite see if he is human or a being from another being of some kind. We have now identified that nick barca is from the planet ender. They seem to have alien juice which they insert into through their body in a vape form. They know call him a Nic Barca because how much Nic this nigga injects. Some will also question his true identity if he is asexual or a treesha who is in love with treeshaa.
Nick Barca bones have been found and are now being tested in a lab to see what type of alien nic he was using #SadAssNigga
by Tranqernity March 24, 2022
Get the Nick Barcamug.