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Nick

A guy that has the smallest cock will fuck any ugly bitch alive and can suck dick very well
by Willsin September 15, 2017
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Nick

An absolute retard with the smallest cock known to man. Scientist have called it a medical marvel and have been studying it his entire life. Nick's are also prone to driving slammed Chevy's that look like absolute shit while yelling "Pinche quate foo!" at any four cylinder that passes him. Overall, a Nick is an absolute retard with a small cock to match his puny ass truck.
(Sees a ugly gay slammed chevy drive by) "Oh look! It's the local retard, Nick!"
by Gooner Boy January 26, 2024
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Nick

Nick is that one guy who will notice when you are not ok. He will hold your hand at the perfect moment. He will listen to you cry and make you feel better after. He gives the world's best hugs. All in all he is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is your best friend, your human diary, your world, your other half, your everything. Nick's are the best.
Hey you know my best friend?
Nick?
Ya. He is the BEST!
by itz_me_bitch June 3, 2019
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The Nick

When you’re spoken to about money and then you go radio silent.
“Ah, I’ve just been the nick’ed again”
by Cjp5 March 8, 2024
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Nick

A lurker, someone who sneaks around.
What’s that noise?”

“Oh, it’s just Nick lurking around upstairs
by fooooooo1 August 22, 2020
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The nick

Person 1: Ayo, did you see that guy in Eastleigh outside KF get taken to the nick?

Person 2: Ha yeah I did, what an absolute bellend!
by Jack Spank9049 February 18, 2023
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Nick

A real faggot. A douche bag who either yells at or try's to bang freshman as an almost 18 year old. A short creep who no one likes. Plays amazing girls like Alex and and leaves girls who hate you like Camryn, and tries to pull Emily but it doesn't work. He thinks he is cool because he plays baseball and is a Jr. But he is actually a short freak, and a lousy douche. Such a douche hes hated almost as much as a Brent
You see that faggot right there yeah he's prolly a nick.
by Grubert March 7, 2020
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