Mommy Monsters

Group of once attractive early middle aged women disfigured by breast implants, lip & ass fillers, fake eyelashes, cheap looking hair coloring and extensions. Usually dresses like a teenager along with wearing globed on foundation and dark eye liner with crusty mascara addicted to social media to post selfie’s and group photos after photo shopping them.

Yo did you watch the Mommy Monsters last night on RYONY?

I can’t stand seeing all these Mommy Monsters taking pics with there teenage daughters thinking they look like each other on IG, it’s so hurting!

“Got so fucked up late last night I went over to the Mommy Monster table to try and score up!”

“I just saw a couple of Mommy Monsters coming out of the Forever 21 store”

“These fucking Mommy Monsters are very aggressive bro, it’s hard looking at them after a while”

“What’s going on with Trish?, she used to look so good before she started hanging with those Mommy Monsters, now her lips are all jacked up”

by Judgerichie November 5, 2023

Reality Monster-y

Because, unlike Jordan Peterson, I know that your asking whether or not I'm willing to make an affirmative claim regarding a creator deity.

Hym "That being said... It is a little reality monster-y though... It would be a shame if it didn't. Can't kill it if it doesn't exist. So, yeah, no but I hope so. I also don't care."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2025

the monster energy

the monster energy is a sex move in which you chug a can of monster energy drink and blow it into the woman's vagina and let it fizz up, when it's done impatiently put your penis inside to feel the fizz.

Last night me and my girlfriend did the monster energy and she also licked the juices that got out.

by JJs19 September 21, 2020

Durr monster

A creature in the woods that comes out when it smells dick or other camp fire foods to take and devour. After screaching its horrifying cry in a deep growl, "DURRRR", it finds the nearest minor to do the deed with. Appears most in heavily wooded areas, stalking campers. It takes a special obsession with the obese. By the time you hear "DURRRR" your ASS already belongs to IT.

"DURRR"
"What was that?"
"Have you never heard of the Durr monster, IT indulges in fat minors"

by OGnaturalist May 11, 2024

Monster School

1 - A series about Minecraft mobs going to school. It was good in 2012 - 2015 but after that it became filled with NSFW, old trends, and cringeworthy humor.

2 - A TV show, web series, or YouTube channel that used to be good when it started but became cringe later on.

Me: Do you watch Monster School?
7 year old: Yea I like the part where Baldi appears
Me: Go away

Me: Remember when FGTeeV?
Guy: Yep. He's a Monster School now.

by BorritoGuy July 24, 2022

Lake Erie Monster

Usually in context of a sexual joke, but can be done with simple procedures. Like so - stuff a woman's vagina with Mentos, then using a funnel to pour Coka-Cola, Pepsi, or any other carbonated beverage that will fizz and/or explode within her, watch the show and eat a nice movie snack such as popcorn.

Last night my girlfriend said she wanted a Lake Erie Monster, so I had to restock my cabinet with some pop(soda).

by TheDoc.#Paneti November 27, 2011

Monster Foodies

A bunch of idiots (Cookie Monster and Gonger) who think they’re great at cooking, but they just make things anyone could make even with 0 skill and try to make up for it by actually going to the factory to get a missing ingredient.

Here Are the things they made
PB & J Sandwiches

Succotash

Pasta
Birthday Cake

Of Course We Can help you, cause we are Monster Foodies!

by 556788866 August 15, 2021