B-money-stats

Fat tub of lard, typically unemployed yet justified by closing of Office Depot. Does not get to the gym much anymore, prob too busy being unemployed. Enjoys watching anime, occasionally some hentai porn. Huge dick doe.

"Going to the gym bop?"
"Na, I'm watching deleted scenes from Season 10 of Sailor Moon.
"Wow, typical B-money-stats!"

by Martinx94 May 5, 2016

Touching Money

Touching money

touching money

by Sussyposter January 9, 2023

give me the money

its totally for charity

give me the money now

No?

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by Truly a free man from prison March 22, 2021

money

money is like paper that have our presidents faces on each one for example: Benjamin Franklin is on the $100 bill and George Washington hes on the $1 bill.

Mikey: Hey mom.
Jessy (mom): Yes mikey?
MIkey: I need $300 ASAP.
Mom: For what Mikey?
Mikey: Because I confessed to Siria and she said i need to have above $100 to be dating her
Mom: Mikey you are 18. You can have a job now.
Mikey: Ok mom.
Mom: So what are you gonna apply for?
Mikey: Ima make my own sex booth to have sex and make money
Mom: Uhh you sure?
MIkey: Yep!

3 months later
Siria: So you called me here?
MIkey: yeah.
Siria: So wassup?
Mikey: Will you be my gf?
Siria: Uhm but remember 3 months ago u gotta impress me.
Mikey: yeah *holds out money*
siria: Ok yeah but will we have sex each month 3 times?
mikey: yeah cant wait to feel your vagina
siria: oh well we can do dirty stuff
mikey: yeah and also ima be playin w/ur clit as well and you with my penis!

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by matteroffactmeandyouaregreat! July 8, 2021

Money Moves

An Action Some one Does That Has the Person Think About Him/Her For The Rest Of The day

Want to go on a date “Money Moves”

by Urban dictionary of California November 7, 2020

Bald Black Money

Bald Black Money is a phrase you say when you destroy someone in a game or want to insult them.

I just destroyed you Bald Black Money.

by adolfnigler January 4, 2023

Stiff Money

Money that has been hoarded by the rich and not been allowed to circulate back into the economy.

That billionaire is just sitting on that cash, he got that stiff money.

by Clowns will eat me April 10, 2024