March 29th

march 29th celebrates Gio hate day. This is the one day a year everyone is allowed to hate gio and he can't say anything about it.

"yo jas today is march 29th"
"i already know twin, i got bro blocked already"

by toastxr March 29, 2024

March 5th

If your where born on this day you are an amazing human being. I wish i was you since your cool and pretty

unless you like capes then well i hate you.
NO CAPES!

If you do not like capes then well your fucking awesome Dahling

Yesss dahling being born on March 5th is an amazing day to be born on!

by Ghostygodess December 15, 2020

March Shatness

A shitting tournament with a March Madness type bracket (ie. whoever takes the most shits in a day).

Are you competing in March Shatness?

Of course I am!

by Vincle11 March 17, 2022

march 14

day to pick on jessie

march 14, jessie you look like shit

by behheehehnen March 14, 2022

March 24

March 24th is the national clingy day!
March 24 is the only day you have a reason to be as clingy as you want to your Girlfriend/Boyfriend

Boyfriend: why are you being so fukin clingy?

Girlfriend: It's March 24, aka, national clingy day, deal with it

by Im._.not your father March 23, 2023

march 11

march 11 is just a normal day. the other definitions are just stupid and made by 11 year old girls. its annoying and your stupid if you belive whatever made up tradition you see on here

Jessica : Its national boys have to say yes day! Mark can i hug you?
Mark : No tf?
Jessica : But its March 11..
Mark : I don't give a fuck, you gave me a question and i answered bitch

by 😾😾😾😾 March 10, 2024

march 19th

if youre born on march 19th, youre the coolest person in the entire world, and also very very beauitful.

“hey whats ur birthday?”
“march 19th. 😈”
“OMG IM SOS ORRY FOR EVER DISRESPECTING YOU! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.” *bows down*

by memkwowowoow March 7, 2024