eyeball juice

when your eyeball is wet
taste --> salty
can be black sometimes #emo

* Wanna drink my eyeball juice?
- idk bro wtf is eyeballjuice?
* brooooo you dont know what eyeballjuice is? (shocked face emoji) loser! (middle finger emoji) just drink the liquid!

-lemme drink ( drinks the eyeballjuice wetness shit)
*and?
- brooooooooooooooo... your eyeballjuice wetness is so good mmmm! can i buy your eyeball? pweaseeeeeeeeeee (that begging to be railed emoji)
* broooooo you can have it for free. (takes eyeball out of his head and gives it to him)
-thnx broooooooooooo
*np brooooooooooo

by azertyuiopmlkjhgfdfgbn,n June 17, 2021

totally juice

totally juice, what they give kids at school lunches, and the most suspicious branding I’ve ever seen.

“Totally juice, made from 100% juice” -the packaging.

by Blob the bi frog god December 10, 2022

swamp juice

Swamp juice is a metaphor for the appropriation of government spending, taxes and contract to special interests and individuals that grows the swamp. Also another name for political pork or pork barrel in politics

That new spending bill from congress is total swamp juice. All the same people get all the same money and the swamp grows.

by The Earth's Champion December 23, 2022

Skene Juice

Secrete a substance to lubricate the urethra opening. Produced In the Skene's glands, two small ducts on either side of a females urethra. This helps lubricate your vagina during sex and protect it from certain infections. The most common disorder of your Skene's glands is skenitis.

We don’t need any lube baby we can use my Skene Juice.

by Jacksn December 26, 2022

grams juice

An alcoholic mixed drink originally from Philly created by local niche micro celebrity grams.sss! Grams juice is made up of 5-8 shots of Rain vodka and Monster Energy Pacific Punch usually served on the rocks in a reusable tumbler cup.

Scotty: “why mikayla passed out at the function”

Scoot: “she was drinkin that grams juice”

by Liptonlily August 19, 2023

hair juice

Tiny beads of perspiration that dangle off the ends of a sweaty man's chest hair.

I borrowed my friend's hoodie and he immediately complained, "Dude, now it's got hair juice all over it!"

by Freddy Freshlegs August 21, 2023

poochie juice

The act of getting pubic hairs stuck in your throat.

example: Dj was drinking some poochie juice yesterday.

by A.konda August 26, 2023