by Sarah.k April 30, 2017
Get the A jacobmug. A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.
"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."
by Shroomiedaze June 18, 2022
Get the Jacob Simmonsmug. Is a guy who will play with girls heart and make them think that he likes them and then after a while will end up talking shit bout them
by Gshdjdkfofkckfnndkd November 27, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. The baddest white nigg- to ever rome the earth. He will take the baddest hoes right in front of you. Watch out for a jacob
by Jacummm May 26, 2023
Get the Jacobmug. A hot ass guy who will always make you blush and look like Bob the tomato. He's sweet and funny as hell but very dirty minded and makes a lot of dark jokes. He may seem dorky but he's a total freak in the sheets. He's a total chad and even though he thinks he's mid, he's literally the finest man you'll ever meet.
Woah did you see Jacob in those grey sweatpants? He sure ruffles my feathers and makes my loins loin!!!
by blanketsheetsdick December 12, 2024
Get the Jacobmug. Girl- “I fucked that kid Jacob Joyce last night.”
Her friend- “OMG! How was it?”
Girl- “GREAT! He is massive!”
Her friend- “OMG! How was it?”
Girl- “GREAT! He is massive!”
by German_Catholic_Jew February 14, 2020
Get the Jacob Joycemug. by fent gunss September 4, 2025
Get the Jacobingmug.