two rabbits one hat

Two fluffy men and one stretched out hag.

Hey babe, we should totally go see the two rabbits one hat produ tion of macbeth.

by Gumchak February 27, 2025

hat check

The act of looking for photos of a dating app guy without a hat on to check if they're hatfishing.

"I hope you did a hat check before you agreed to meet him"

by fuheiu August 2, 2023

Double-hatting

The act of wearing two hats to keep head extra dry.

You better be double-hatting today, it’s raining hard outside!

by Gibby Donate January 4, 2024

Wearing hats with haircut

Basically if you wear a hat after you get a haircut you get 0 bitches and you fat and ugly.

Wearing hats with haircut .Smithy wor his hat that can only mean his haircut got fucked.

by Elver Gallarga June 4, 2022

Roll hats

The phrase that should be used at least 12 times a day
Roll hats

Josh k: there’s been a second bus
Harry: roll hats

by e-boybeater April 17, 2023

Hats

Condoms

Mandem 1: Fam I finna smash that chick no cap
Mandem 2: You got the hats right?
Mandem 1: Ofc not tryna get burned

by WeeB_SpamzzZ December 17, 2019

the squirrel hat rule

A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.

Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.

by xboxgamertaggenerator May 2, 2024