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I lost my hat in the accident

I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.
“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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Straw-Hat

Derived from the popular series “One Piece”, to be or commit an act of “straw-hat” means to illegally pirate, specifically pertaining to the internet.
“Yo, check out this Internet Archive link! I just straw-hatted the new Korn album!”

“Bro, if anyone ever went through my downloads, they’d figure out I’m a straw-hat.”
by Saboratory March 30, 2024
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toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.
Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!
by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017
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Hat backwards is Tom

Tom is hiding under Zendaya’s hat and the explanation is that hat backwards is tom
Tom is under zendaya’s because hat backwards is tom
by tomato12345678910 May 16, 2025
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Give my hat to

There aren’t a lot of people I give my hat to, but he was a great worker and really helped me out a lot.
by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023
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Slouch hat

A slouch hat is a type of wide brimmed bicorn/tricorn, usually made of felt or cloth. The slouch hat has been used by many militaries and police forces, but is most famously used by the Australian military, or ANZAC. They are commonly depicted with one side being bent, the reason being it allows the user to more easily access a rifle equipped with a bayonet without damaging the hat.
P1: Why is that guy wearing a slouch hat?
P2: He's probably military, or it's because the sun's out.
by Arbitrary Arbiter October 8, 2022
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hats carlos

A creation by Tucker Robinson and Nick Vansell to confuse their coworkers
by Hats Carlos May 16, 2018
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