My dad left before I was born, I have dyslexia and ADHD, I'm bullied, and I usually blow up half the schools I go to, ill fit right in at Camp Half Blood
by Garryteehee August 11, 2024
Get the Camp Half Blood mug."Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025
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by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the half-niece-in-law mug.Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021
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Billy-" Days-And-A-Half"
Mom-" Billy??"
Billy "SHIT FINE BITCH FIVE MINUTES...SHIT AND CHEDDER CHEESE!"
Billy-" Days-And-A-Half"
Mom-" Billy??"
Billy "SHIT FINE BITCH FIVE MINUTES...SHIT AND CHEDDER CHEESE!"
by D.B Brink December 31, 2009
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Get the TW0 AND A HALF mug.“this incline is absolutely fucked, how much further do we have?”
*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”
*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”
by dxtros June 11, 2025
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