PUSSY PIE

When you put a pie pan in a pussy and have 4 people hump so fast it heats the pan up the they cum in the pan. Next once the pie is cooked they force the girl to eat it. Then they cum up her nose and it comes out her mouth

I just gave ms. Stefani a pussy pie

by Paleburger May 21, 2018

meat pie

when you have a heavy night onthe drink and wake up with runny shit in your pants

bill woke up this morning with a hangover, but little did he know that he drank so much he slept whilst having a shit. now the bed must be cleaned.

by that guy August 30, 2003

banana cream pie

When a young male's banana penis thows up ejaculates into a womans pie vagina, to create banana cream pie, or, as we like to call it here, preggers, and/or screwed.

"Hey Jamal, I just gave mary a banana cream pie and she cut off my nuts!"

"that sucks man"

"true dat yo"

by Jakey poo. February 22, 2005

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When a man titie fucks a girl, then cums and shits in between her tits, causing an oatmeal cream pie.

I gave my wife an oatmeal cream pie last night and she loved it!Giggedy giggedy

by Zach Asshole May 9, 2008

coconut cream pie

an insane amount of rough,sexual intercourse resulting in rock hard nipples. the male of the pair is about to cum, he rubs the females nipples ( the nipples are located on the boobs or the "coconuts") and then cumming all over her vagina and bush.

girl- "oh god yes!!!!! oh god! yes! yes! yes! harder! faster! harder!"
guy- "i am cumming!"
girl- "rub my fucking nipples!!! give me a, yes! a coconut cream pie!!!!!! FUCK YES!"
guy- rubs the shit out of her nipples extremley hard and cums all over her vagina and bush. "yeah!"
girl- " FUCK YES!! HOLLY SHIT!!!"

by yourvag April 26, 2011

Whipped Cream Pie

After jizzing in a girl, the guy aggressively whips his dick around in the jizz and then pulls it out to make a whipped cream pie.

The whipped cream pie i gave her was so thick and creamy.

by theeurbandictionary June 10, 2010

Pyrex Dirt Pie

The result of defecating into a glass pie plate for sexual enjoyment. The non-excreting partner positions herself/himself underneath the plate for visual stimulation.

Jane's particular kink was to introduce the pyrex dirt pie to her adventurous partners.

by Loudthing April 16, 2009