by Ethanismybbu April 13, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. the best person in the whole wide world. he is the most athletic and hot sexy guy out there in school. every girl has dreams of sucking his dick bc it is so long (its 9 inches). they wanna get penetrated by his dominating presence. every girl will want to have him as their boyfriend as he is so reliable and handsome who plays basketball and is 6’5 tall.
by paparaziiiiiiiiiii November 19, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. by Hdisndhenshfjejdhdjejdbjd April 24, 2018
Get the ethan wisdommug. Ethan is a very weird person that tends to have a couple of friends. He is usually self centered and has a sense of humor that some people might not get. Ethan plays waterpolo, basketball, and/or baseball and flexes on his AirPods. Having Ethan as a friend is not the best idea, nor the worst. He tends to joke around and will sometimes have your back. The only thing he is compassionate to is his dog. Most Ethan’s are chatty and are somewhat smart, exceeding standard math curriculums.
by Polarbear2000 December 30, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. This is my name, but...
We are usually weird as fuck in elementary school, being the weird, "stinky" kids, but all we wanted to do was just fit in, but as we grow older, we usually obtain lesser interests and become a lot more normal, if you will, and we are usually very laid back, chill, love gaming and sports a little too much, and we are usually overweight, but we love to cuddle, go on long drives, plane rides, hates skydiving or bungee jumping, usually likes the shit sports teams and we are very understanding and easy to talk to most of the time. We are also funny as hell, like we are born comedians, all we do is make people laugh, and we are also extremely SUS, to a point where people start to think that we might actually be gay. And we are really good at cuddling as well, our big, chubby bodies keep you warm most of the time
We are usually weird as fuck in elementary school, being the weird, "stinky" kids, but all we wanted to do was just fit in, but as we grow older, we usually obtain lesser interests and become a lot more normal, if you will, and we are usually very laid back, chill, love gaming and sports a little too much, and we are usually overweight, but we love to cuddle, go on long drives, plane rides, hates skydiving or bungee jumping, usually likes the shit sports teams and we are very understanding and easy to talk to most of the time. We are also funny as hell, like we are born comedians, all we do is make people laugh, and we are also extremely SUS, to a point where people start to think that we might actually be gay. And we are really good at cuddling as well, our big, chubby bodies keep you warm most of the time
"Ayo Ethan, I have no clue if your just super dirty or gay"
"Ethan's cuddles are so warm, it made me fall asleep"
"Ethan did not like bungee jumping off the bridge"
"Ethan's cuddles are so warm, it made me fall asleep"
"Ethan did not like bungee jumping off the bridge"
by Brazilian Redneck October 20, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan... You will always want a Ethan around. He brightens your day, he makes you laugh, hes super fun to ride busses with. If you need someone to stand up for you he for sure got your back. Maybe that's why he has so many friends. Make sure your careful on what you say to him cause he has a soft heart. Ethan is an amazing guy and make sure you hold on to him for a long time cause he got you no matter what. You can tell him literally anything and he will be understanding and will help you through the way. He is such an amazing person in my life and i hope we never break apart from our friendship. You might think that not talking to him for a while means that you guys are losing your friendship, but he will never do that to you. i love the Ethan in my life and i hope im friends with him forever.
" Ethan is the bestest friend you could ever have"
by doglover3099 June 1, 2022
Get the ethanmug.