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Yeti Death Grip

A strong hold, usually by hand, on a particular item.
While standing in line with his Shively Round Steak, Rhondelle released his Yeti Death Grip on his food stamps for a second and he was jacked for his shit.
by Drewstang January 18, 2009
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death by a thousand papercuts

when something has so many issues that would be minor on their own that it becomes terrible.
Guy: So, whats wrong with it?
IT Guy: Man, this PC has so many damn bugs. It's a death by a thousand papercuts type deal.
by balls man 1564 October 26, 2022
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Death by a thousand cunts

Similar to the ancient Chinese slow form of torture, except more acknowledging that shagging 1000 gineys will both invariably take considerable time and leave the consumer with an array of diseases that will almost certainly lead to death. What a way to go though.
Babs: ‘What do you think would be the most cruel and unusual form of torture to use on Elton John?’
BD: ‘death by a thousand cunts would be nightmare fuel for that old crafty, surely?’
Babs: ‘cunts as in vaginas?’
BD: ‘Jesus Christ Babs, you schwantz. Yes, ‘cunts’ as in vaginas. What the fuck is wrong with you?’
by Anonymous submissions October 13, 2022
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Black Screen of Death

Microsoft ruined Windows 11 and that's one of the main reasons how. It's still BSOD, though.
Person 1: yo I got black screen of death what can I do?
Person 2: you upgraded to windows 11?
Person 1: yep why?
Person 2: nothing special, you can fix it by... and some tech stuff
Person 1: thx cya round!
by stysan September 26, 2022
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Caveman Death Metal

a style of death or brutal death metal that's composed of simplistic and primitive tones, high distortion shredding guitars and guttural vocals, even more guttural than your average death metal bands, they resemble an actual caveman screaming into a cave. Some notable bands are 200 Stab Wounds, or Sanguisagabogg. Usually not even considered a style or subgenre by many, and more of a inside joke, or something made up by niche idiots in the extreme metal community.
Person 1; "Yo, I listen to caveman death metal bands"

Person 2; "The fuck is that?" *listening to Cannibal Corpse*
Person 1 *plays dissonant chords, guttural noises, and banging drums*
Person 2; "Oh, that shit brutal"
by Alexis P June 12, 2023
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Death Match Meeting

When a superior(manager) schedules any meeting over lunchtime without providing lunch and/or does not allow food at the meeting.
My manger just scheduled a death match meeting. I will be lucky to eat today.
by jojob September 25, 2009
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