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son of a crack face

another way of saying son of a bitch, without getting in trouble with a coach, teacher, or family member.
person misses tackle and runs past his/her coach to the sideline saying son of a crack face!
by kg&lk December 31, 2009
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Crack Baby Name

A baby who was born while their mother was on crack and has a weird crack head name.
"You seen what Deeangeloquan did today" "man he got such a crack baby name"
by anonymous December 7, 2020
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Cracked Screen App

When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.
TT: How was the party last night?
AK: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning.
by Anusman2009 July 23, 2012
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Crack Status

Straight up. Or madd. Top status. Hardcore. Doing something for real. Seriously doing something; Ex: Hardcore chilling.
1: What's up?
2: Crack status chillin, you?
1: Word. Same.
by [lena] January 9, 2008
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fat-crack

One who is only slightly overweight or obese.
Person 1. "Dude, I've gotta get back to the gym."

Person 2. "Yeah man, you are a fat-crack."
by Lauro Chavez November 4, 2007
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crack apple

Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.
Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!
by fo zum April 26, 2009
mugGet the crack applemug.

Crack-Heads

To become beyond excited about an event.
The home team scored a winning touchdown in the final seconds and the crowd just went crack-heads.
by Zo, Joose, and Jeff November 21, 2005
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