A source of energy for some carbon-based life-form. It usually contains flour, sugar and some type of oil or fat. Sometimes, the carbon-based life-form so-called "grandmother" uses a method of cooking food that uses prolonged dry heat to produce cookies for their child's son and daughter.
Hey fellow mortal, do you want this energy source that contains flour and sugar that they call "cookies" that can cause "happiness" and "joy"?
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Person 1: “Why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “We are making him run the cookie mile since he lost in fantasy football.”
Person 2: “We are making him run the cookie mile since he lost in fantasy football.”
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