Newcastle college

A college that kicks you out without telling you after your therapist says you weren’t safe enough to go outside for a week

A college that badly underfunds everything other than maths, english and science

A college where the childcare teachers are incompetent

A college that hires the teacher that no one wants
I was told by a professional that I’m not safe enough to go outside. Only to be told that it’s all a lie by an uneducated lecturer from Newcastle college and that I’m kicked out
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Dominican College of Tarlac

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The single worst place in the universe.

Where human rights are banished upon stepping into a room. You cannot sip water, eat, go to the toilet or have a fair trial. The place where we are beaten up, bullied, stolen from, forced to write until you have aches in our arms, where you cannot speak without fear of horrible punishment. Where if seven hours of solid work is not enough to impress a teacher, you are given two hours of homework.

AND, if the homework is incomplete, you are forced into detention for three hours, tearing up paper.

School is the only place that can get away with such universal cruelty. Oh, and apparently, education is too good to miss. BULLSHIT.
A friend Oh you study on Dominican College of Tarlac
Me : you mean hell?
by Oldfagbayani February 22, 2018
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Kingston Maurward college

A college just outside Dorchester where farmers gather to talk about em cows n sheep. There is a small group of students in the health and fitness course who care about nothing especially health and fitness, they hang out at the back entrance of the college doing drugs and smoking because they are “cool”. All of the fuckboys are in that course so girls stay clear, any male doing animal welfare is most likely into other men and the girls either sleep around or lick their professors arses (ass well as the animals) all equine girls *bitchy slags* and then the rest of the college is handycap :))
Person 1: where do you go to college then
Person 2 ( in a dorset farmer accent): Kingston Maurward college
Person 1: agriculture?
Person 2: wanna see my tractor?
Person 1: is that code language for slag from equine if so sure....
by Kingston maurward college December 12, 2019
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A college with about 62 years of history; where dreams are made of 🌞

An institution where kids come to eat and chill; yeah, we said it ✊🏾
Located in the heart of Hyderabad; St. Francis College for Women provides all the right opportunities for students to do everything to get attendance :)
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Hill College Survivor

Yes, when someone puts "Hill College Survivor" in their Instagram bio-especially if they played baseball-it usually means they:
• Played for Hill College in Hillsboro, Texas, which is a JUCO (junior college) with a reputation for intense baseball training.
• Survived the notorious program which is known for pushing its players hard, with tons of running, conditioning, and discipline.
• It is as a badge of honor
If you play and graduate from hill college, you become a hill college survivor.
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College Circumcision

When you super glue your homies foreskin to his sheets. He then gets morning glue…and…bam. College Circumcision.
Dylan stole my weed so I gave him a College Circumcision
by jacobmetz January 18, 2022
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Rolleston College

This College knows everything about you, from your date of birth, to your credit card information and social security number. They know your IP address. They will keep you at Rolleston College until you're a depressed vegan activist. While Nick Wilde is the Principal of Rolleston College.
"I'd like to name my New Born Child, Rolleston College!"
by DB409 May 09, 2022
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