Well grease me up and call me Souzie

An exclamation of surprise. Such as being told you've got straight A's, or you're getting a record deal unnexpectingly. Also can be used for lust.

Him: thats not a woman, thats my kid brother!
You: Well grease me up and call me Souzie

girl 1: Look at the ass on him!
girl 2: Well grease me up and call me Souzie!

by Monsieur Blanche September 8, 2005

Jerek's Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 shirt

A Modern Warfare 2 shirt in which Jerek wears which is gay and awesome at the same time.

I was wearing an Aeropostle T-shirt but I wish I was wearing Jerek's Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 shirt.

modern warfare 2 shirt

by Mr. McMagicMuffins May 26, 2010

Suck my small pee and call me Ricky

When you get so high during sex and her papa's name is Ricky

Literally nobody:
Me: Suck my small pee and call me Ricky

by ThisVideoWasUploadedToXvideos. June 14, 2019

fuck me in the ass and call me Jesus

To have fun and say in a sentence and to make your friends laugh

Fuck me in the ass and call me Jesus

by Maxmilewicz November 15, 2019

Stick a handle on me and call me a mug

When you have been used multiple times by people

This is the third time you have spoken about me behind my back, you may as well “stick a handle on me and call me a mug “

by Alfred Stanley July 15, 2019

The worlds best call of duty mobile player

A fat virgin who can’t afford a console or pc

There’s the Spencer the worlds best call of duty mobile player he gets no bitches

by Cardar March 3, 2022

out with da girlz, call da cell!!!1!

an away message put up by girls to show that they are currently not at their computer and are "out with da girlz." Usually prefaced by a smiley face and a few "lol"s. Also a derogatory expression of female intelligence.

I used to think she was cool, but now I realize she's "out with da girlz, call da cell!!!1!" type of girl.

by TommyOkktane December 28, 2003