all beef and no broth

Refers to guys with big dicks but low sperm counts

He can't get his girl pregnant because he's all beef and no broth.

by 1HNIC$ March 11, 2017

beef in the freezer

The act of putting ice cubes in that box then putting your dick in.

Marla wanted to get kinky last night so I convinced her to let me put my beef in the freezer.

by momma123 July 6, 2016

beef shirt

When multiple men lay their penises across a woman's, or homosexual man's chest or stomach during ejaculation.

We brought her back to the dorm and she let like five of us give her a beef shirt.

by Facilier June 18, 2016

Beef Case

Also known as a taco 12 pack from Taco Bell.

Yo bro, grab a beef case on your way over.

by Acuracy June 8, 2016

Beef Queef

When one consumes a disgustingly large amount of beef, and then excretes an unhealthy amount of beef-flavored anal queefs.

"Hey Jimmy!"
"Sup."
"I've eaten a lot of steak, and now I am queefing right in my pants and it smells like gravy!"
"Looks like you've had a case of the beef queefs!"

by ARatherSmallBakedBean June 7, 2016

Beef pong

Similar to beer pong but only played with 3 cups, women with large labia's (beef curtains) shoot a ping pong ball out of their snatch in the cup. When a cup is made the nonshooter must drink the beer out of the cup with the ball still in the cup. First women to make all 3 cups is declared the winner.

We are going to that dirty strip club in Bend to watch some girls play, Beef Pong. You in?

by Alonzo_J30 May 11, 2016

Beef

A straight person's sudden urge to find gay sex. Commonly used as slang in public settings by other males. Sometimes used as reassurance just to make sure the person is really looking for some homo action.

Ty: "what the fuck are you looking at punk? you got beef"
Ken: "i never thought you would ask, lets go have sex in the bushes".

by joe phuck May 14, 2016