Beef

A straight person's sudden urge to find gay sex. Commonly used as slang in public settings by other males. Sometimes used as reassurance just to make sure the person is really looking for some homo action.

Ty: "what the fuck are you looking at punk? you got beef"
Ken: "i never thought you would ask, lets go have sex in the bushes".

by joe phuck May 14, 2016

#BEEF

To have a heated dispute with another individual, usually over a minor issue.

Daniel: You can open the door yourself.
Edwin: You should be a gentlemen and open the door for me.
Abel: #BEEF

by Ayyyyybel June 3, 2016

flapping the beef

When a fat girl masturbates

I was watching porn and i saw a video of a 400 pound woman flapping the beef

by bryceb476 April 24, 2016

boxer beef

Colloquialism for penis.

When she pulled down my pants and saw my boxer beef in all its glory, she knew she had to have a taste. dickcockknobnob

by Snedge Dov October 5, 2016

beef grape

A grape-sized sore on the vaginal opening.

Those who encounter the beef grape never live to tell, or simply don't want to.

by crucifixpolitix September 21, 2016

Beef sliders

Farting into another butt.

Nick and Brandon were laying butt to butt. Nick couldn't help but giggle when he served Brandon up some hot beef sliders.

by WickedlyWily September 9, 2016

Roast beef takeout

Hiring a hooker/call girl to attend a formal event due to the inability to secure an actual date.

Of course she isn't his date. Look at those heels. That bitch is roast beef takeout.

by #roastbeeftakeout September 6, 2016