Most qualified to eat ass

Michael

Michael is most qualified to eat ass.

by Kjoe July 26, 2018

Ur class eats ass

The most devastating phrase in the history of mankind. A reference to "class", the fifth taxonomic rank.

Me: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian
Me: Ur granny tranny
You: Ur sister a mister
Me: Ur grandpap a trap
You: Ur genus sucks penis
Me: Ur class eats ass

by Thatnigerianprince69 May 14, 2018

Your Auntie eat Pantie

Worse one of them all, implying your Aunt is a lesbian who eats women's underwear. Never to be used, unless absolutely needed, or else there WILL be consequences.

Ron: Your mom gay
Jim: Your dad lesbian!
Ron: your granny tranny!
Jim: your Grandpap a TRAP!
Ron: your sister a MISTER!
Jim: your BROTHER is a MOTHER!
Ron: you asked for it... YOUR AUNTIE EAT PANTIE!!!
God: (sweating) holy fuck ...
(Planet earth implodes)

by Xycrossd May 14, 2018

Eat your toe day

August 22nd, eat your toe day

Eat your toe day is when you eat your toes on august 22nd

“Oh! It’s august 22nd, I have to eat my toes!!”

by Toes.4.life August 22, 2022

Eat her out day

27th of May is national eat her out day! Don’t be a 🐱 instead eat it!

National eat her out day is A day where your girlfriend is an all you can eat buffet

by Macrosto May 9, 2022

eat my dick! ❤️

the only correct way to respond to someone who offends / annoys you. good when used in typing / texting. (see example below)

Person 1: I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️
Person 2: eat my dick! ❤️

by efries75 October 17, 2022

40 minutes of eating pussy

The situation when somebody has this new partner and want to impress their friends by telling about how good they are at sex. While everybody knows for sure it is fake.

They ate my pussy for 40 minutes straight! 40 minutes of eating pussy, guess you can never find someone that will do that for you.

by joannangel April 8, 2022