I’m gonna kill myself

This can be either serious or ironic. If uncertain, please refer to said person’s vocabulary, their mental health history, and the specific situation before responding accordingly. If you’re still unsure, it’s best to ask the person how they meant it and try to be supportive because it can be risky to accidentally brush it off as sarcastic when it isn’t. Always show the ones you care about that you care!

It can be used to represent two different emotions:

1. The person actually wants to kill themself. Typically not used in a joking conversation but use what you know about the person before responding. Do they say it often? Did they end the statement with a period? Did they say sorry/thanks before or after? If they seem sad or reserved, please check in on them. Especially if they start a conversation like this and don’t immediately follow it up with something annoying that happened.

2. This person is either frustrated or embarrassed. Something shitty probably happened to them and this is how they’re expressing that emotion. Feel free to remain wary if someone uses this too much however, because there’s a chance it could be a cry for help. However, try to avoid pointing it out mid-conversation to avoid awkwardness or discomfort. If you can, try to check in on your friend more and make time for them; suffering or not, I’m sure they appreciate it
1: text messages
-“hey friend, I'm gonna kill myself tonight
-life sucks and I just cant do it anymore
-thx for always being there for me and im sorry i couldnt do the same
-<3”

2: also text messages
-“broooo
-im gonna fucking kill myself
-you’ll never believe what Joe said to me
-shit was so embarrassing idk how im ever gonna go back again
-story”

3: irl conversation, ambiguous meaning
“I swear, if Stacy’s mom doesn’t let me hit I’m gonna commit several felonies and then I’m gonna kill myself"
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i will kill ur family

a common term to describe a strong feeling of happiness to your loved ones
person 1: hi there person 2
person 2: i will kill ur family
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Killing money

Killing money means using lots of money on Unuseful stuff and non-needed items this stuff could be like over expensive stuff don’t be

a Money killer.
I don’t have enough money to start Killing money
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Booty Killing Dragon

A Booty killing dragon is a very horny dog that loves humans
Ahhhh A booty killing dragon is on my ass
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kill the crush

Make Indomie/noodles at Hamdy's place
me: Hey bro, wanna kill her?
friend: who?
me: crush
friend: hell yeah, let's kill the crush
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Catch Kill

To have sex, most commonly used with someone not your partner.
Tyrice: Aye man I'm finna to catch kill on this lil' situation/
Jay: Aii man, peace.
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