Ender Bean TV, why do you call your train animations turd abominations, if you're the one making them?
by ThatTrainAnimationH8er December 09, 2023
The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
by OzzySnozzy October 12, 2021
by Dundeedundundun July 17, 2023
Someone or some group of people on the internet with less than 100k subs who thinks their opinions matter, so they make unnecessarily long videos explaining their opinion, to whom nobody will ever hear, or care about.
Person 69: I just saw an internet turd in my pornhub recommendations
Person 70: Why are you on pornhub
Person 70: Why are you on pornhub
by UARDEDNOTBIGSOUPRICE March 29, 2022
an asshole
English Teacher: "This is the third time you haven't done your homework, Kyle."
Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"
E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"
Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"
E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"
by NateBlake666 June 06, 2014
noun
\ˈtərd\ˈsər-kəs\
1. a fiasco or debacle ; significant failure.
2. general term for a person/place/event/object that is inherently full of fail.
\ˈtərd\ˈsər-kəs\
1. a fiasco or debacle ; significant failure.
2. general term for a person/place/event/object that is inherently full of fail.
by Bewtz0fDewm October 23, 2014
Girl 1: So how did you guys did meet?
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
by ieatboyslol October 11, 2023