rat turd

someone you really like!

i really love jeremy, he’s such a rat turd

by nameshdbdbbde November 4, 2021

Turd Burglar

Male homosexual who engages in anal sex.

Kevin Spacey, recently arrested for sexual harrassment of young men is a notorious Turd Burglar, as is former House Speaker and wrestling coach Dennis Hastert.

by Mike From Akron January 25, 2018

Turd burgular

Like the hamburgular but a mascot for the bed head community who’s job it is to waste successful peoples time and energy by stealing things they don’t like purely because they over slept once now they can’t seem to stop doing it it’s too hard

Fuck that turd Burgular broke in my house with a key , ate my cat , cos it’s not lazy , then choked the chicken , and busted a nut on my bed , I found him asleep in my bed wearing my cape

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Turd Barge

A term used for an individual who deserves to be compared to a floating peice of shit.

Will: "Ted must be manstrating, he is acting like a real turd barge today"

by Laflamablanca18 June 8, 2018

Turd

An endearing, silly term for a friend or loved one who did something silly, goofy, or weird/not right.

You turd, I can’t believe you ate the last piece of cake!

by EBEnezer scr00ge October 6, 2025

TURD WRESTLER

COUSIN OF "TURD MONKEY"AKA:ONE OR ALL OF MY DOGS OR GRANDCHILDREN,DEPENDING ON THEIR CURRENT ACTIVITY.

YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A NASTY "TURD WRESTLER"!
LOOK AT THIS MESS!WHAT A DISGUSTING "TURD WRESTER"YOU ARE!

by FROGMAMA February 24, 2017

Dickshart Shame Smellington the turd

Another name for Richard James Ellington the third. He’s very good at procrastinating and somehow (cheated) pulled off a four in AP seminar. Richard is really good at predicting the future (because he’s an alien) ((looks the same too)) Richard smells like cheese and likes to cheese me. He is super gay and loves scissoring with Duane. Amen.

Are you Dickshart Shame Smellington the turds girlfriend?
No, his heart is taken by Duane Jauns. 😔
Damn.

by anonymous December 8, 2023