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Turd Spawn

When a dude manages to find a monster shit in a public restroom and records it for laughs but it ends up getting the attention of paleontologist who think they can replicate the living organism that birthed the atrocity in a lab. Such organism is known as a turd spawn..
Jeff: Yo you see that instagram video of that monster shit?!
Kyle: Yea apparently they think an elusive cretaceous animal layed it now they are trying to revive a replica with it.
Jeff: Sounds like a Turd Spawn.
by Capuchin for Hire October 1, 2023
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Turd farming

The motion of wiping a post turd butt front to back and then a second wipe back to front
by Fogwater January 6, 2024
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Turd-Circus

noun

\ˈtərd\ˈsər-kəs\

1. a fiasco or debacle ; significant failure.
2. general term for a person/place/event/object that is inherently full of fail.
1.

C: Were you at Ryan's "party" last weekend?

J: Yea man what a turd-circus.
by Bewtz0fDewm October 23, 2014
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Rogue Turd

Condition where one experiences abdominal pain due to difficulties derived from a hard or immovable turd as the body tries to pass it to the colon.
person1: What's the matter? person2: My stomach hurts and the pain keeps moving. person1: Oh, I see. You've got a rogue turd.
by trampledunderfoot November 30, 2019
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laundry turd

A pile of laundry that just sits in the middle of your room - no one wants to claim it, but yet there it is
Ok, who left this laundry turd in the middle of the floor?
by McKena10 April 25, 2017
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turd hurdling

The slight hop that occurs while on the toilet, aware of the splash your next turd will produce to avoid a wet ass
Guy 1: Dude i had a major dump coming so i stretched out my legs, ready to do some turd hurdling.

Guy 2: Dude im a state champ turd hurdler, never got a drop of water on my ass!
by Captain Neck February 5, 2015
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suboxone turd

Suboxone turd. A massive turd from taking Suboxone. A turd so big it feels breached in the shit canal and deserves a name when it finally makes it’s way out.
Finally delivered a Suboxone turd, time of birth 1:23 am, 23 inches long, 3 pounds named Jessica.
by Addict18 November 23, 2023
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