When a dude manages to find a monster shit in a public restroom and records it for laughs but it ends up getting the attention of paleontologist who think they can replicate the living organism that birthed the atrocity in a lab. Such organism is known as a turd spawn..
Jeff: Yo you see that instagram video of that monster shit?!
Kyle: Yea apparently they think an elusive cretaceous animal layed it now they are trying to revive a replica with it.
Jeff: Sounds like a Turd Spawn.
Kyle: Yea apparently they think an elusive cretaceous animal layed it now they are trying to revive a replica with it.
Jeff: Sounds like a Turd Spawn.
by Capuchin for Hire October 1, 2023

by Fogwater January 6, 2024

noun
\ˈtərd\ˈsər-kəs\
1. a fiasco or debacle ; significant failure.
2. general term for a person/place/event/object that is inherently full of fail.
\ˈtərd\ˈsər-kəs\
1. a fiasco or debacle ; significant failure.
2. general term for a person/place/event/object that is inherently full of fail.
by Bewtz0fDewm October 23, 2014

Condition where one experiences abdominal pain due to difficulties derived from a hard or immovable turd as the body tries to pass it to the colon.
person1: What's the matter? person2: My stomach hurts and the pain keeps moving. person1: Oh, I see. You've got a rogue turd.
by trampledunderfoot November 30, 2019

A pile of laundry that just sits in the middle of your room - no one wants to claim it, but yet there it is
by McKena10 April 25, 2017

The slight hop that occurs while on the toilet, aware of the splash your next turd will produce to avoid a wet ass
Guy 1: Dude i had a major dump coming so i stretched out my legs, ready to do some turd hurdling.
Guy 2: Dude im a state champ turd hurdler, never got a drop of water on my ass!
Guy 2: Dude im a state champ turd hurdler, never got a drop of water on my ass!
by Captain Neck February 5, 2015

Suboxone turd. A massive turd from taking Suboxone. A turd so big it feels breached in the shit canal and deserves a name when it finally makes it’s way out.
by Addict18 November 23, 2023
