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Jason Browning

Amazingly HOT, GORGEOUS, Incredible. The picture of perfection in the male species; uber male. The salt of the earth, wonderous in all things. AWE INSPIRING. Pure perfection.
John: "Someday I hope to be a Jason Browning".
Sally: "When I see a Jason Browning I cream myself".
by Lance the sad man January 10, 2013
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brown earmuffs

To have ones head placed between two asses that are passing gas. To be farted on simultaneously in opposite directions.
"hey Steve and Chris really put the brown earmuffs on Mike today" or "hey whats that smell......oh they just put the brown earmuffs on that guy"
by chrallyo November 12, 2012
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Cleveland brown

A Cleveland Brown is a name given to a particular type of woman who like the team has a "great uniform but bad helmet", meaning her body is fantastic but she has a face made for radio.
Todd: Man am I having a bro-lemma. This bartender at The Fainting Goat pub is the ultimate Cleveland brown. Amazing legs, rich family, great turd cutter, but when she turns around. Bam ! That face just kills me with her summer teeth and mono-brow. And trouble is she keeps on asking me to take her home. I don't know what to do.

Thomas: Just imagine how horny she is cause no one is taking her up on it. I would do it just for that.

Todd: Yeah, you may be right.
by Paastastic7 June 28, 2013
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Brown Starburst

When a girls asshole is so nice and sweet it looks and tastes like a brown starburst.
Her asshole looks like it tastes like a brown starburst.
by GFY11 October 19, 2013
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A brown handshake

Giving a person a hand job while they are taking a shit
Amanda gave matthew a brown handshake after he ate some bad chinese food.
by Dirty dan the stalking man December 15, 2011
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Brown wally

The ring of fecal matter and jizz left on your penis after performing anal sex on your partner.
I had a brown wally on my schlong after doing Bill in the butt and then he licked it clean for me!
by azstiff January 1, 2012
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brown dogger

The person who you work with who is a brown noser and also at the same time a dog fucker.
I can't believe mike all he does is sit around fuckin the dog and brown nosin the boss, he is such a brown dogger
by hey you 2 February 23, 2011
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