Meat-Pineapple

A prolapsed rectum that resembles a pineapple hanging from the subjects anus. Typically the result of anal fisting or other extreme anal trauma.
"I banged this girl so hard in her ass I gave her a meat-pineapple."
by JAB1010 October 17, 2008
mugGet the Meat-Pineapplemug.

meat hook

large bent male genatalia that women orgasm to,and crave as compared to a short short man.
I'm bout to break off some meat hook in your baby's momma dunka dunk!!
by joe da man June 11, 2006
mugGet the meat hookmug.

Meat Show

The vibrant iratic movement in which one male flashes his genitalia in a swift, slap-like motion. Usually performed for/to sluts like Britney Spears. The meat show can be a gesture of mating, or can be used to disgrace another mans small juevos.
That meat show I performed last night started with some good old ecstasy, and ended with me humping a dead moose. I really don't remeber what happened, but I could say, that using my meat stick, I cohersed to moose to mate, and then slapped him with it, in a stab-like movement, Ending the mooses tragic life. I then skinned him, and wore him as a coat......


Im still wondering where I got this fucking sweet coat. I don't know. It's warm. This is just a wild guess, but I'm very sure, I pounded that moose poon, or was it Britney Spears?
by M.C. Irving January 31, 2009
mugGet the Meat Showmug.

meat house

Wow shes got a great meat house..
by war-su-gi January 24, 2003
mugGet the meat housemug.

Throwing the meat

Last night with Betty was the best! I was throwing the meat so good, she asked for more!
by Harry Peniston November 8, 2006
mugGet the Throwing the meatmug.

crab meat

The flabby skin or fat that jiggles around the tricep area. Usually found on women of all ages shapes and sizes.
Randy jiggled Missy's crab meat and she slapped him.
by americankickboxr March 26, 2007
mugGet the crab meatmug.

flip the meat

Usually used when chatin shit about last nights girl you had.
Flipping the meat is when you flip your girl over on to either side to get access to a different hole.
Shit nigga, I love to flip the meat with my girl.
by Gus1991 February 6, 2007
mugGet the flip the meatmug.

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