Dog Crawl

1. Noun - Litterally, to be forced to crawl underneath a row of well-hung canines, thus allowing each of their phalices to graze your face or outright bump you in the eye. Occaisionally leaving a smear of clear liquid.

2. Noun - Any event or circumstance that is utterly terrible and is comparably as unpleasant as a literal dog crawl.

1. "Dude, in guatemala they employ the dog crawl as a form of capital punishment!"

2. "Crew practice was a dog crawl today. Coach made us do two 6k pieces."

by Dr. Dogcrawler November 2, 2009

Jude Dog

A black female dog who acts as a guard dog and barks at intruders with objects such as guns.

That jude dog is an excellent pet and guard.

by idissdb December 13, 2009

Grooming The Dog

To shave the crotch area (ie) penis, wang, etc) of a man with a woman's razor.

Jim is grooming the dog using his wife's Venus dual action razor.

by airsoftman September 6, 2010

Def-dogs

equivalent to saying "definitely"

You going to that party Friday?' 'Def-dogs, man, you know I never miss a party.

by alybarr June 17, 2010

Replacement dog

The dog you get to replace the one who just died.

Lady at the park: You have an adorable puppy.
Me: Thanks, she's a replacement dog.
LatP: What do you mean?
Me: She replaced the dog that just died. In fact, I think she one-upped her.

LatP: You're horrible.
Me: pssh, bitch

by Joe Everyman June 30, 2010

dog can

The obscenely strong, horrible tasting extra-strong beer brewed by Faxe and sold in one litre cans.

Called so because it has caused otherwise sensible individuals to cycle into stationary dogs.

Brett downed two dog cans last night and mowed down a pooch.

by pancakesforbreakfast July 24, 2010

shim-dog

someone who likes to just shim things up,
or a nick name for someone whos just shimmin or something you yell at random times.

SHIM-DOG!

by stewthecool May 16, 2011