A golden shower on your face mixed with a hint of last week's period. A mixed drink served without a glass.
She was so horny after her period, she did not bother with the double. She sat on my face and gave me a "Golden Cherry Spritzer".
by CBHORNY April 10, 2022
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noun and or verb
ie; a wet shart that can be heard miles away, usually by someone named aubree
ie; a certain teacher in 7th grade somewhere in New Jersey
noun and or verb
ie; a wet shart that can be heard miles away, usually by someone named aubree
ie; a certain teacher in 7th grade somewhere in New Jersey
by heiheigolden April 12, 2022
Get the Golden mug.When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.
This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
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Get the Nico Golden mug.Mallory is soft,
A sort of soft that sends my soul aloft.
Looks that stun me every time she is near
Lover that if it were to disappear
Or break my heart, there’d be many a tear
Right by your side is where I long to be.
You are the world to me.
A sort of soft that sends my soul aloft.
Looks that stun me every time she is near
Lover that if it were to disappear
Or break my heart, there’d be many a tear
Right by your side is where I long to be.
You are the world to me.
Hay Mallory Golden I doubt you’ll see this but it’s probably for the best.
“Comunra the country poet”
“Comunra the country poet”
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Get the Golden Derby mug.The golden snitch is a ball used in the Sport 'Quidditch' (from the Harry Potter movies/books/etc.). The game ends when the seeker of one team catches the golden snitch.
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