Simp

S is for Seduction, you've been charmed by her corruption, and,
I is for Impressing girls online with your investment,
And the M is for the Money that you've lost since this all started,

But the P is for the Princess, always gave her what she wanted, 'till you had an empty wallet.

SIMP.

oooOOO

Normally used in the wrong contexts, this term is used to identify a male adult who spends his money and time on e-girls (usually Twitch Thots), and will do anything to have at least a tiny bit of hope of matrimony.

*donation notification pops up*
EG: Thank you, "I_<3_u_eg" for the $300
Simp: *Heavy breathing*
Random Guy: *opens bedroom door*
Simp: Shut the fucking door!
RG: BEGONE, SIMP! *shuts door*

by AWMuzao August 25, 2020

Simp

according to Felix Kjellberg someone who does way to much for a person who they like

pewdiepie is a huge simp for belle, Don't tell Marzia

by anonymous December 15, 2020

simp voice

High pitched voices put on to rake in SimpBux

She's doing the Simp Voice again

by kighafreewren January 16, 2021

simp

down tremendously. agrees to see cows with a girl because he’s that desperate.

james reynders is a lil simp.

by discordkitten7 May 22, 2021

simp

a guy that's big booty thiccy

oh that guy is a simp

by GreatOldGoat February 17, 2020

simp

Any 10 years old who on instagram

Wow, that kiddo really is a simp

by Sheeshsquatch69 May 3, 2020

Simp

"Super intense minecraft player"

Nerdy 16 y olds sitting home all day grinding minecraft

YOU: I am a simp

GF: WOOOW!!!! OWO

by Dont simp February 3, 2022