texas retirement

This is where the man stays at home on some sort of disability while the wife makes the living all the while complaining about people on welfare.
Looks like Cletus slipped and fell in the parking lot and is now on the Texas retirement system. His wife Betty sure married well.
by realrepublican1 December 26, 2024
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Centerpoint, Texas

Connor: “I live in Centerpoint, Texas.”
Literally everybody ever: “Man, that must suck.”
by Among gus April 11, 2024
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Texas Jotaro

A person that has a lot of sex
That guy is such a Texas Jotaro.
by fuhrerus July 21, 2020
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Somerville Texas has awful roads, Their cracked and pieces of the roads are everywhere so you have to watch where you step. The school district is pretty bad too. The area is ghetto and they conjoin the tests into a few days so we’re mentally exhausted and have no chance of doing well on them. It’s not that bad though, If you make the most of it lmao.
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Texas pee

When you pee red, usually from a urinary infection.
I just did a Texas pee should I go to the doctor?
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Dallas is a scrawny little white boy with a crazy amount of drugs hidden in its ass
did you hear? Dallas, texas (the person not the murder) is going to jail again
by Varamochi April 03, 2022
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Texas Wild Cattle

When you fuck a group of cows qith ur homie, then jizz on the farm owner
I love some good old Texas Wild Cattle
by PeePeeAsh April 14, 2019
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