One who wears a wig and big red nose. Beings said to have the gift of eternal joy, the ability to fit an endless amount of objects/entities into one or more vehicles, the ability to generate infinite water from thin air with a flower, the ability to make balloon versions of any object, and immortality. All clowns are known to gather in a large cult meeting they call a "Circus." Inside of a clown car is a pocket dimension able to fit anything. Bad clowns, such as Ronald McDonald, are banished to the far ends of this pocket dimension.
John: Honey! Wanna hear a joke?
Samantha: Please, John. It's been 12 years. You are not a Clown.
John: Aww, here, let me get you a handkerchief for your tears.
John then pulls an endless chain of handkerchiefs out of his pocket.
Samantha: Please, John. It's been 12 years. You are not a Clown.
John: Aww, here, let me get you a handkerchief for your tears.
John then pulls an endless chain of handkerchiefs out of his pocket.
by Joeseph Mamushka June 13, 2021
you
one: did you know that one in three people are a clown?
two: really? but im not a clown and neither are you!
one: damn, i guess the person reading this is the true clown
two: really? but im not a clown and neither are you!
one: damn, i guess the person reading this is the true clown
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