boob pilot

One who possesses the ability to navigate any conversation toward or directly to the topic of boobs, also known as "parcels of sunshine" (c)2015. Ideally it's accomplished in 3 steps or less.

Especially appreciated during any conversation involving a man. Female boob pilots are basically unicorns.

For example: "my grandfather was a fighter pilot." "my grandfather was in an ad in playboy." "Did you know playboy dropped nudity? I immediately cancelled my subscription." "I did know. But I have my own boobs. And I touch them a lot. So i don't mind." This is a boob pilot.

by Nonamejane January 11, 2016

boobs

-the greatest thing to ever exist in the entire world

-a gift from the gods

-the love of my life <3

Boobs are a gift from god

by raineseypoo February 19, 2022

puddle boob

The boob that puddles when pushed up, and there is a gap between the strap and the boob.

That server has great puddle boob.

by yodi yoder October 11, 2014

Boobs

I love licking my gf's boobs and they are damn hot......Even i have nipples but i am a boy so my gf has attractive ones lol.....TMKC

Girl: Hi
Boy: You have nice boobs
Girl: Thanks baby

by Bobs sucker November 23, 2021

Boobs

very sucky sexy and very sexable

Can i suck your boobs

by sexyJack202020 January 6, 2022

boob dial

When your cell phone accidentally dials someone while it's in you bra.

I accidentally boob dialed my husband while I was pumping gas.

by Meberea March 7, 2016

Boobs

Boobs are a women’s breast. Boys find them very attractive and love to play with them while having sex. They breast feed baby’s after birth.

Boobs are sexy
No there not, that’s sexist

by Livy x November 7, 2021