mississippi iced tea

The act of pouring the confections of iced tea (sugar, tea leaves, ice etc..) into an old black women's vagina. Then opening her vagina and drinking the sweet iced tea

Jack preformed a Mississippi iced tea with the old lady down the street.

by Steve6987654321vagina September 11, 2013

Tea with Mother

Code for when you dont have anything to do on a saturday night, so you go to the local strip club with your friends.

when the man from out of town asked everyone what was going on that saturday night, i told him i was going to be having Tea with Mother.

by on-on April 22, 2012

Alabama Sweet Tea

When someone teabags a person who has passed out from drunkenness.

"I got drunk on Bourbon Street and found out I'd gotten an Alabama Sweet Tea"

by sweetsara May 24, 2012

Tea Towel Method

The usage of a Tea Towel To dry out the recievers anal passage and dry off the givers penis. then perform the act of anal sex without any lubrication.

Tea towel method: Getting a tea towel and drying out the anal passage and penis before anal sex

by Timmy Bean Boy August 26, 2012

Stress Tea

A form of tea that is drunk by Beatrice Middleton when she is stressed or tired. It's made of lavender and chamomile flowers, steeped in a pot of hot water. Used to treat stressful situations due to her recent coaching.

Beatrice: Hey you all. Do you want some stress tea? I just made a whole big pot full.

Opal: Sure, I've been really stressed. Ed's been nagging me all day long. Oh, the nerve of that man!

Liv: (crying and screaming) Oh, that Benjamin!! He's gonna get it when I get with done, oh my God!!

Beatrice: Liv, what in the world did he do?

Liv: He's hogging that Benmobile again! He's always on that thing.

Bryant: (with red fire coming out of his eyes, yelling) Shut up! This is just too much. Just drink the stress tea and be done with it!

Beatrice: (laughing at Bryant) Good one! Spoken like a true coach. (hands Bryant a stress tea) Here's to non-stressed grandmas everywhere!

Bryant: Skal! (Norwegian saying for 'cheers')

Liv: Thanks, maybe I should give this to Ben. He'll love it, too.

by Dusty's Baby Powder February 22, 2011

Boston Tea Party

A Boston Tea Party is the act of getting naked and sitting sideways on someones face in an attempt to give them pink eye, while simultaneously tea bagging their ear.

Ted: Why is your eye pink?

Bob: I was the honoree at a Boston Tea Party last night.

by DrDemonic February 28, 2011

Lipton Tea Party

During Indian Fire Sticks but when the balls are smacking together.

Shelby was enjoying the time with her male friends but heard the subtle sound of a Lipton Tea Party and started laughing.

by Mr. Whigskers March 28, 2011