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sock sprout

When your sock's holes are too big that your leg hair sticks out. Note that the holes are NOT from the sock ripping.
Guy 1: Dude whats on your sock?
Guy 2: I think thats leg hair.
Guy 3: Hey everyone! This guy has a sock sprout!
by Blitz Ashspear June 12, 2017
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sock shooing

Sock shooing is when you chase a sock around the room naked with jam on your nipples
Jerry stop sock shooing you're wasting all the fucking jam
by Poopflinger January 14, 2015
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dry sock

a cum sock that has been left to dry for too long
fuck man i forgot to clean my clothes, now i am gonna get a dry sock.
by sdmy name May 10, 2017
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long sock challenge

This is a scary challenge. First you where long socks (preferably white). Then you all have to sleep in the same room together. Before you go to sleep you each have to say moon 3 times. Then you have to fall asleep on your stomach in order for the challenge to work. When you wake up all of you will have the same nightmare.
(person in sleep over) yo we should do the long sock challenge. (everyone else) good idea!
by the.scary.challenge.guy March 5, 2020
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Walmart Socking

The act of removing a sock from a mannequin at walmart, busting a fat load in it, and placing it back on the mannequin, leaving it to solidify. When the workers come to change the outfit on the mannequin, the sock should be absolutely immovable, and plastered to the mannequin's foot.
You: "Hey Bryce, wanna go walmart socking?"
Bryce: "Nahhh bro I've got a date with Amelia tonight."
You: "Wait, Amelia as in, my MOM?"
by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 18, 2025
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Curry Sock

You curry in a sock for later eating.

Often done in teams of two, making a curry to store in a sock and eat out of in the future.
Fergus: "Hey Josh, you wanna come around and make a Curry Sock."
Josh: "Yeah man, I'll bring the spice."
by CurryAnonymous February 26, 2024
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Gooch Sock

A single, highly specific sock that was chosen to be used for packing by a trans man. Often folded up into a small square and put into boxers for maximum gender euphoria. It was dubbed a “gooch sock” because it’s used for the gooch.
Person 1: “dude I can’t find my gooch sock, you seen it?”
Person 2: “the actual fuck is a gooch sock?”
Person 1: “it’s my packing sock! I can’t find it!”
Person 2: “oh, riiiight. You left it in the laundry basket.”
by bnnuyposting September 11, 2025
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