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Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob where the giver has a mouth full of dip.
Example 1:

Guy 1: She gave me head, but she had a mouth full of Skoal.
Guy 2: Oh man, she gave you a Sloppy Dallas.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Billy Jim offered me a blowjob for some Taco Bell, but he has dip in his mouth.
Guy 2: Ah hell man, that would have been one helluva Sloppy Dallas.
by Eli Witty October 16, 2020
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Alaskan sloppy joe

An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.
Ayo that girl had an Alaskan sloppy joe yesterday!!
by Boiwhathehellboi June 26, 2021
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Sloppy Dallas

S€X talk for a blow job with a mouth-full of dip. Preferably ranch dip.
"I heard that Eric received a Sloppy Dallas from another girl."
by MellowPlace October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

When a girl packs her lip with chewing tobacco and gives a blowjob.
by Please dad not the belt! October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Hogan

When you flash someone in a normal situation in public some type of porn on a mobile device unbeknownst to them.
You are in a bar and walk up to a stranger with some pregger porn on your mobile phone and say, "Hey, look at this".

"Dude I just freaked out my coworker in the staff meeting with a Sloppy Hogan!"
by TotalLoser December 2, 2011
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Sloppy Toppy With a Twist

A kind gesture done as a form of kindness to a man
The other day Jenny gave me a Sloppy Toppy With a Twist because i took her dog to the vet.
by The true chad November 13, 2023
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sloppy dallas

Getting a blowjob from someone (preferably from the south or a dirty trucker) with a mouth full of dip
Bro i just got some skoal, do you want me to give you a sloppy dallas?
by Slamdunkfetus October 15, 2020
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