Sloppy Elephant

When a person with a penis tucks their penis between their legs and inserts it into their own ass.

We really gave ourselves a sloppy elephant when we implemented that change no one wanted to use.

Sloppy Elephant by Noxid625 July 8, 2024

Sloppy Swaggy 

When one smacks his creamy erect penis in his or hers face then mistakenly jabs her in the eye with the tip of his giant cock while screaming swag!!

I mistakenly gave my girl a sloppy swaggy when I poked her in the eye with my giant horse meat while I proceeded to tell her how swag it was on the top of my lungs.

Sloppy Swaggy by Bruniikswag July 12, 2024

Sloppy Joe

A sexual activity that involves "eating out" a transmasculine person on their period.

Oh, I just gave him a sloppy joe.

Sloppy Joe by stuert567474535 July 19, 2024

Sloppy Vezzi 

The act of preforming nefarious top while holding a remote of some form in both hands

Oh man, I totally got a Sloppy Vezzi Yesterday

Sloppy Vezzi by FortienalDefinitions July 22, 2024

sloppy clap

When you poop in your hands and clap

Did you guys hear Dave did a sloppy clap?

sloppy clap by ThaGoob August 6, 2024

sloppy dutchman 

A Sloppy Dutchman is a reward for a job well done - the do-gooder receives a blowy from a lad from Holland. Upon completion, said Dutch lad spits a blend of spooge and dip spit into a wooden shoe.

Dan got the job done quickly and was rewarded at day’s end with a Sloppy Dutchman.

sloppy dutchman by MarcoPolo-original August 18, 2024

sloppy tarigo

when you let a black guy have sex with your wife and finish a load in your ass so hard it comes out your mouth on your wife’s face

Damn Liam really got hit with the sloppy tarigo last night

sloppy tarigo by slopfest November 23, 2024