When your significant other owns 12 or more hair products and getting in and out of the shower makes you a bowling ball
Ricky is standing next to the water cooler. Looking cooler than normal. Alfred walks up. What's going on? Ricky replies. I got a strike getting out of the shower this morning, Alfred replies damn straight.
Shower bowling!
Shower bowling!
by Shower bowling October 16, 2022

The act of taking a shower and using your cellphone at the same time.
Not to be confused with "shower sleep".
Not to be confused with "shower sleep".
Dorm mate 1: "Why is James taking so long?"
Dorm mate 2: "Probably because he is doing a cell shower, as I saw him take his cellphone into the bathroom."
Dorm mate 2: "Probably because he is doing a cell shower, as I saw him take his cellphone into the bathroom."
by MST3K I like September 26, 2025

by cool dude ste June 28, 2017

by stripes1331 November 17, 2022

1. Extreme covet towards a shower installed by MGSI Glass.
2. Deep feelings of desire that are difficult to overcome after seeing MGSI Glass work .
2. Deep feelings of desire that are difficult to overcome after seeing MGSI Glass work .
Did you see the Jones' new bathroom? You did? Did you see that glass shower that MGSI put in? Yeah, I know - it's spectacular! I got 'dat shower envy!
by jayehteeglass February 7, 2018

Hey baby, did you know that when I touch it, it goes up to the ceiling and after a while goes down? It's like a White Shower!
by whb-1 August 5, 2025

by joshua Smurkens December 24, 2020
