Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip.

Yo, I got so much dip spit on my shaft after that sloppy Dallas that it felt like lawn clippings.

by RytHandedCobra October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

The act of packing a fat lip with chewing Tobacco and proceeding to give oral sex.

My shaft looked like a turd after she gave me a Sloppy Dallas

by FBI Burt Macklin October 15, 2020

Sloppy ritz

A term used for sloppy seconds from a bird that comes from money.

Dave- I just shagged Olivia

Kev- you just got Richards sloppy ritz

by The Magnificent Spaff Master November 21, 2019

sloppy shitter

The act of giving a blowjob while taking a shit.

Becca gave Gage a sloppy shitter last night

by anonymous January 8, 2025

Sloppy Tomato

When you're ready to go down on a woman and you stick your head in the vagina while on her period.

"Bro, I slopped a tomato left right and center on my girl lastnight, it was amazing!"

Sloppy Tomato

by Sit on my face plis March 15, 2018

impossible sloppy

a meat substitute served in the cafeteria of Interlochen arts camp. also a common nickname for oral sex. ingredients include: ground plant based "meat", onion, tomato soup, mustard, brown sugar, chili powder, salt, pepper, garlic, thyme, ketchup, and green chili

Greg: "Where is Noah?"
Jake: "I don't know, but last time I checked he was getting an impossible sloppy from Chloe in the practice cabins."

by user5130000000000000 December 26, 2021

New Jersey Sloppy Joe

A Sloppy Joe where you have your friend cum inside the sandwich. This is because just like in New Jersey, you can't pump your own gas.

"Dude my friend hooked me up with a New Jersey Sloppy Joe, and I didn't need any protein supplements today!"

by Sevadonn March 8, 2019