slapping the bone

Whacking off furiously

Ew! This creep ass sent me a snapchat of himself slapping the bone!!!

by Toxxxic666 September 5, 2016

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

gunt slap

when a women with a "gunt" uses it to slap you, usually after a poor performance in the bedroom

"i had sum jib dick last night, so my old woman gunt slapped me"

by JohnnyK April 20, 2005

slapped in the boobies

Being dissed to no end, and not coming up with a comeback.

Dude 1: "This hot dog smells like your moms vag"
Dude 2: "UHHHHHHH"
Dude 3: "You were just slapped in the boobies"

by Cam Cab March 8, 2008

DEMON-SLAP

The art of backhanded slapping your woman into the air so as to make her go horizontal before she lands inflicting maximum pain to the breast region.

1) OH MY GOD... BIZATCH I THOUGHT I TOLD U NOT TO FUCK MY DAD?! I'm gonna demon-slap you right outta my bed then outta my house then over the balcony outside.
2) "Yo dude, check that hot old lady across the street"
"I know"
"Hey man i dare you to demon-slap her into the road"
"DUDE... Thats my grandma... But sounds like a plan". Guy walks across street and stands behind the old lady... As he asks for time before she turns around he screams "KIYOOOOOOOOO" and slaps her into the road... Little does he know that a bus is going at high speeds as she levels out in the air and will knock his gran silly... So naturally his 'Demon-Slap' is foiled but still good...

by Hakim Sanchez January 29, 2003

pimp slap

to stick one foot out and put baby powder on your hand and backslap an asshole across the face with an open palm

snoop doggy dog pimp slapped his mama

by Dianaz October 18, 2003

Danza Slap

Hurtful urban myth created in an attempt to tarnish one's reputation.

Mona thought up a sensational Danza Slap about Walt Disney, hoping to ruin his name.

by Will April 21, 2005