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ryan zhu

pissbaby lmao get shit on. has sex with his tennis racket daily.
hide your food from the pig, will eat if in sight
his only friends is his piano and his tennis racket
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ryan zhu is such a dick head lmao
by bori ass cheeks May 4, 2022
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Ryan

Ryan, where do I even start, from his incredible smile to his dark chocolate, African American dark voice, to his smooth lips, he’s the best man to anyone, I love Ryan and you do too because, he’s ryan.
by baklava. November 23, 2021
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Anthony Ryan

A person who has a massive head and a bog eye
by David Anthony November 9, 2020
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Ryan

The guy who isn’t just hanging around. The one who can be your friend . The one who is caring and kind.

This guy is usually paired with a Melody
Ryan: Hey guys, whatcha doing?
Guy 1: Nothin’ wanna play games?

Ryan: Nah, I’m going with Melody
Guy 2: Lucky, at least you have a girlfriend.
Guy 1: All Ryan’s get a Melody.
by HandleSomeoneElseblahblah June 15, 2020
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Ryan

A flamboyant dresser, defined by flowers and patterns, who grips on to his youth by wearing Nike shoes with business-casual attire. He's the only adult you'll ever meet that drinks Dr. Pepper. As proven in many dinner-debates, a Rick is far superior, not just intellectually...but in personality, professional presentation, sports knowledge, and just as a person period.
Guy 1: Look at the guy over by the bar with the burgundy jacket and a margarita. Looks like a real Ryan. I wish a Rick would come by and knock that damn drink out of his hand.

Guy 2: Yep, I bet he says y'all too
by rwinland January 25, 2022
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Ryan Mega

A person who never shuts the fuck up and annoys his friend.
Ryan Mega: Buy me card
Ryan Mega: Please
Ryan Mega: BUY ME CARD
Ryan Mega's Friend: WHAT DO YOU WANT OMG
by BroskiRBX June 27, 2020
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