rwinland's definitions

Ryan

A flamboyant dresser, defined by flowers and patterns, who grips on to his youth by wearing Nike shoes with business-casual attire. He's the only adult you'll ever meet that drinks Dr. Pepper. As proven in many dinner-debates, a Rick is far superior, not just intellectually...but in personality, professional presentation, sports knowledge, and just as a person period.

Guy 1: Look at the guy over by the bar with the burgundy jacket and a margarita. Looks like a real Ryan. I wish a Rick would come by and knock that damn drink out of his hand.

Guy 2: Yep, I bet he says y'all too

by rwinland January 25, 2022

Ryan

A flamboyant dresser, defined by flowers and pastels and often more focused on shoes than any woman he's ever met. He's the only adult you'll ever meet that drinks Dr. Pepper. As proven in many dinner-debates, a Rick is far superior, not just intellectually...but personality, professional presentation, sports knowledge, and just as a person period.

Guy 1: Look at the guy over by the bar with the burgundy jacket on and a margarita. Looks like a real Ryan. I wish a Rick would come by and knock that goofy drink out of his hand.

Guy 2: Yep, I bet he says y'all too

by rwinland January 19, 2022