by Crewyr May 23, 2021
I totally got a rusty septum last night and then that bitch tried to kiss me, so I slapped her in the face.
by Jeru Tha Damaja May 03, 2009
When a woman shits on a mans pecker, and dries it out with a hairdryer until completely crusted over then jerks him off until every last dingleberry is gone.
by Pete Stevenson October 27, 2021
The result of an explosive shart in which one's junk is covered is fecal matter, thus creating Rusty Gear.
by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024
A side effect of an explosive shart where one's junk is covered in fecal matter, resulting in Rusty Gear.
I just sharted inn my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear! Does anyone have a baby wipe handy?
by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024
It's a trumbone that's rusty. Very rusty...like, the most rustiest trumbone in all of rusty trumbone history!
by Zeton the turtle September 19, 2018
When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.
Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.
by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022