What every closeted divorced man over 40 is looking for: A waiter/bartender, between the ages of 21-25, not super bright, twink, short blond hair, blue eyes, that works at the bar he frequents. He has no friends, but thinks he is cool because a young queer boy who are in their 20's is interested in him (his money). Once he gets the twink to go hime with him, he has the twink rim his ass while giving him a reach around. The old man is so excited to have the young queer eat his asshole that he becomes incapable of containing himself and releases his fecal matter all over the twink's face.
Twink 1: "That old creepy guy at the end of the bar is always here staring at us. I think he's trying to get a Rusty Server."
Twink 2: "Hell, he looks rich enough, I'll go for it! I'll even fuck him raw and give him the virus as a thank you gift; after he buys me all the clothes and games that I want, that is."
Twink 2: "Hell, he looks rich enough, I'll go for it! I'll even fuck him raw and give him the virus as a thank you gift; after he buys me all the clothes and games that I want, that is."
by temnorepice August 11, 2015
Get the rusty servermug. Rusty is a very sweet, and handsome fellow. He’s such a gentleman with a heart of gold. A true keeper.
Rusty is so fineeeeee.
by bikylol November 4, 2022
Get the rustymug. When you eat someone’s ass that has not been properly cleaned and said ass leaves fecal residue on your nose
Ben : yo Amanda came over last night and let me eat her booty
James: damnnn how was it ?
Ben: good that ass is fire but she left me with rusty squidward
James: damnnn how was it ?
Ben: good that ass is fire but she left me with rusty squidward
by cinnamongirly December 21, 2023
Get the Rusty squidwardmug. by Chaffer January 3, 2016
Get the rusty pritchardmug. To grad the cock and balls of you partner in one handfull from behing while he is on all fours. Then shout as loud as you can into his ass and squeeze. Whatever you yell he has to yell louder...
If you really want the neighbors to hear you fooling around you need to break out the RUSTY MEGAPHONE
by Riffmonger February 5, 2012
Get the Rusty Megaphonemug. by Thrustyruster May 16, 2025
Get the Thrusty Rustymug. by rex12 September 8, 2021
Get the Rusty Bucketmug.