Paul

I lived a full life as a 360lb black man named Daequan. On my 36th birthday I was kidnapped by the KGB do to my relations with certain U.S special forces that took action in missions related to Cuba during the cold war. A man named Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky held a hot medal rod up to my throat. Things got fuzzy and warm until I woke up in a twin sized bed located in a two story house as a 12 year old 125lb white boy named Paul.

Guy: "is that paul"
girl: "no its daquan."

by IDontKnowWhatsReal April 25, 2022

Paul's Proverbs

Found in the book of Paul, often a factual summary of Paul's transgressions that are to be documented for the education in the hopes of a better tomorrow.

Did he just say Bijan Robinson rice? Add it to Paul's Proverbs!

by Jimp Jimp April 8, 2024

Jake Paul

WAAAAAALMART!

This is team 10 bitch who the hell are flippin you?

Passed all the competition, man, Pewdiepie is next.

Otherwise known as, LIGMA.

Oh boy, I just got a horrid case of Jake Paul!

by Pewdiepieee January 19, 2019

Jake Paul

A dumbass young boy who has more money than all the people in the worlds IQ and he doesn't know what to do with the money he shouldnt have

Why did he die
Oh he saw Jake Pauls face

by Yes yes yes talli ho May 29, 2018

Paul

Daddy who fucks like a god.

I fucked Paul .

How was it?
God asf

by Pussyfoot33 February 3, 2018

jake paul

the defenition of {twat} he is the lowest scum on earth

friend : i watch jake paul

everyone in a 20 mile radius burn the witch

by SZN JarJar June 28, 2020

Paul off the wall

That one guy named Paul who has extreme good luck and will merk a jerk if he is pissed off enough Paul off the wall has saved 99 lives but a hoe ain’t one Paul has a good group of friends and is funny a’f

Paul off the wall a four leaf clover

by Tburdistheword December 18, 2019