new hyde park

by far, one of the most boring towns in america. i go to herricks high school, where there all these "wanna be" ganstas, but in reality, they are just pieces of shit. herricks high school is very overrated, b/c in reality. most of the teacher dont give a crap about u. The town in general is shut. i cant get wait to get out of this craphole of a town

Wut ru doin tonight?
Nothin b/c there nothin to do in new hyde park.

by i hate nhp October 29, 2007

Crescent Park Strangler

A very quick and stealthy individual, if you do not know where it is, it will strangle you and lube your anus with BBQ sauce. It can be seen creeping around waiting for a victim, or using its braids and scope out people. It doesnt talk however, so use extreme caution when faced with this deadly individual. Its also known to make very strange noises. The strangler is known to have no sexual prefrence, and will fuck and kill anything w/ or w/o a pulse

Crescent Park Strangler-"Meep!!!!!"
Everyone else-"Holy shyt its the fuckin crescent park strangler"

by CKsmooth October 13, 2006

jurassic park III

An extremely underrated movie.

Jurassic park III is really underrated.

by Adrian May 18, 2006

Fairview Park, Ohio

A suburb of Cleveland, Ohio. Formerly home to many run-down hotels where prostitutes and drug dealers resided. Currently home to the soon-to-be-shuttered Westgate Mall.

You used to be able to pick up hookers in Fairview Park. Now you can't do shit.

by Roger Thornhill February 20, 2005

park 'n' stalk

The act of stalking someone (usually a shopper) leaving a place of business back to his/her car while you are in your car with the intent of finding a parking spot.

Most likely to happen during the Holiday season, or any time a big sale at the mall is happening.

I wanted to hit up that sale at Woodfield Mall, but it was so crowded that I had to pull a park 'n' stalk on this nice little Asian couple.

by perditajuanita January 2, 2010

Channel Park Shocker

A version of the shocker made popular by marina workers on Lake Erie. While the regular shocker is "two in the pink, one in the stink"... the Channel Park Shocker is "A foot in the pink, a fist the stink".

That sea-store broad is a total ho, she took the Channel Park Shocker like a champ.

by W.Mesh November 4, 2009

trailer park mummy

when one runs out of condoms and instead wraps their penis in toilet paper to act as a McGuyvered birth control.

i was all out of rubbers so i had to make a trailer park mummy before i got with Gina.

by spaß zwölf January 15, 2011