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fo-ninja 

A fo-ninja is a fake-ass, wannebe ninja who believes that they are capable of awesome ninja like feats but in reality are idiots who perform dangourous stunts say and talk the way they think real ninjas talk and are always hurting themselves.
jeb is such a fo-ninja he started talking like naruto jumped on a wall then fell off and broke his fatass.
fo-ninja by Kage blast March 30, 2010

lazy ninja edit 

A ninja edit that took too long to write (typically over one minute). In common with ninja edits, no confusion results from changed contents, but *edit star shows up, bringing with it uncertainty and dread.
Herp derp ah totally agree with the parent derp.
*(lazy ninja edit)
lazy ninja edit by a redditor November 30, 2010

Networking Ninja

Noun. A networking ninja is a person who successfully creates a circle of influence to achieve their personal and professional goals. Employs bold networking strategies to effectively build quality relationships and guarantee a win. Must be open to new ideas, new technology and new opportunities. Always ready to share information, give advice and connect people. Mission: a positive impact on society.
After watching a few networking ninjas in action, I now make it my first priority to locate the bar or coffee table first.

We hired some networking ninjas to tweet about all things Sushilicious even before the doors were open.

Networking Ninjas use effective weapons such as Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, and other social networks to “karate-chop” your competition.

He is referred to in the business community as a Networking Ninja for his highly effective, unorthodox strategies for getting new customers and generating referrals.
Networking Ninja by Knerq April 8, 2011

poke ninja

A facebook friend with the innate ability to poke you back immediately, no matter the time of day.
Ian Rice is the greatest poke ninja around.
poke ninja by ualreadyknooo April 26, 2011

Nuclear Ninja 

Nuclear Ninja: Nuclear News Is Never Just Accepted

Too question everything that is NEWS about Nuclear!
The Nuclear Fascists say that nuclear reactors are safe but the Nuclear Ninja know better; on has only to look at the TRIPLE meltdown in Japan to that that is just Nuclear Baloney (NB)...
Nuclear Ninja by CaptD January 2, 2012

Beer Ninja 

An educated epic beer guru with a no nonsense reportoire. One who guides, educates, inspires, with no bull crap. Genuine. Ninja
"Kara really knows so much about all types of beer and how they are made that she must be a ninja; a Beer Ninja!"
Beer Ninja by Z Wine Ninja October 22, 2012