Ultimate Sigma Male

Hans

Person 1: "Who is the Ultimate Sigma Male and the alpha again?"
Person 2: "Hans Westendorp"

by bonksalad May 25, 2022

Potato Salad Male

An idividual above a yogurt male in the hierarchy of men. Just like yogurt males, potato salad males enjoy the simpler things in life, however the difference is that potato salad is more superior than yogurt making potato salad men above all men. They are well respected individuals with amazing humour.

Wow, that guy is so chill... he must be a potato salad male, so handsome.

by Potato salad enjoyer May 26, 2022

Jack Mac male

Someone who looks like a gnome and is orange

Jack Mac male bozo "Jack Mack you garden gnome HHAAHHAHAHAHAHA" "ranga L + ratio" \

by I have the big fob June 29, 2022

fuck your male friend day

Fuck your male friend day is February 14, literally means fuck your guy friend.

Jamal: Yo bro you gonna ask Anabel for Fuck your male friend day?
Chase: hell yea

by Stdclanjsp November 19, 2022

Give ur male friends a hug day

U have to give ur male friends a hug as a sign of ur friendship

Girl: “can I hug u? Its give ur male Friends a hug day.”

Guy: “ I guess I have to, I mean it's a national day.”

by Mister ur dad June 9, 2023

Big forehead (male)

A person with a bigforehead has been proven to basically 100% of the time to have a very large pp

Having a Big forehead (male) will scientifically be proven enlarge your pp size

by jidfdfj June 28, 2023

Straight white male

A regular person who society all of the sudden decided was the root of all evil. Apparently if you are a straight white male you are a racist. How do they know this? Because of your skin color. (<- which is racism)

Straight white male: “Hi everyone, I hope your day is full of sunshine!”

A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”

by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024