Mud

The morning cup of coffee you have before you get on the boat. No decaf bullshit

Boys the boat leaves in 5 minutes, grab some mud and lets go move these apex tables.

by Besterboi June 13, 2019

mud skates

Cowboy boots.

Nice fucking mud skates Tex! Do you have the spurs to go with them?

by Steviep187 November 4, 2023

Viral mud butt diet

When you have a case of sickness and everything you have taken in or are taking in via mouth, evacuates itself out your ass in a watery, muddy consistncey for a lengthy period of time.

'After eating that seafood I had a serious case of the Viral mud butt diet!'

Or

'I knew the flu was going around, and it hit me hard with a case of the Viral mud butt diet.'

by nurse hotpants March 27, 2012

Mud shower

When you get a group of people and deficate on them like a shower or rain

I just had a huge mud shower

by Munt maxer February 12, 2024

pull the hippo out of the mud

when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party

it`s hard work to pull the hippo out of the mud, especially when you are on a shoe-string budget

by Sexydimma April 28, 2015

Mud cricket

A female who enjoys white claws only slightly more than giving blow Jon’s to ransoms guys driving their fathers truck. Often found in the Hogwaller mud holes just outside of Palatka fl. Can be identified by the rubber boots and push up bikini top she wears. Also frequently screams “yeet yeet” for absolutely no reason.

This mud cricket is covered in mud and wants to blow me and my buddy.

by Old drunk. June 25, 2021

Mud

Someone who drops there friends in shit

Out of pure Amusement or even personal benefit .
Usually someone gets “mudded” when trying too show off in front of girls , or is getting too big for there boots

Dylan dropped james in the mud after he was caught telling porkies and showing off infront of a crowd

by Colonel cunningham December 22, 2022