by mr bob man guy August 25, 2017
Get the john doe mug.a guy with super cool jackets and lots of gum. He likes to reference the office and roast people. basically he is rUdE.
by earl rosco February 21, 2019
Get the John Michael mug.1. He is the current Australian Prime Minister. He is the leader of the Liberal Party. He is also known to have very bushy eyebrows and thought to tag along to anything The U.S President, George bush says.
2.This is also used as an insult for anyone who has bushy eyebrows or tags along to anything someone says no matter how idiotic it may be.
2.This is also used as an insult for anyone who has bushy eyebrows or tags along to anything someone says no matter how idiotic it may be.
1. I voted for John Howard even though he kisses George Bushed arse all the time.
2. Go away! You John Howard, I can't stand your bushy eyebrows.
2. I'm going to go jump off a bridge because someone else told me to. I'm a John Howard.
2. Go away! You John Howard, I can't stand your bushy eyebrows.
2. I'm going to go jump off a bridge because someone else told me to. I'm a John Howard.
by Steven T July 19, 2008
Get the John Howard mug.A lad who's room smells of cheese. He has a mayonnaise fettish, and has a passion for girls that look like him. Regularly seen with food all over his face and chest, and a general terror to all the single ladies. Typically identified by his posh accent.
"What was the guy like?"
"He was a bit of a Little John really, I walked in his room and nearly died from the smell, plus he had a pig in a wig laying next to him"
"He was a bit of a Little John really, I walked in his room and nearly died from the smell, plus he had a pig in a wig laying next to him"
by mayojohn December 1, 2013
Get the Little John mug.Baby John is the coolest kid in GC, so hes like 12 now and we should stop claling him Baby John but hes still got it going on
Baby John has got it going on!
Baby John ( to the tune of Staceys Mom)
Baby John has got it going on x4
Erin can I come over after school, after school
We could hang around or go to the Garden City Pool
Did John get back from his baseball game?
Is he home, or does he think Im lame?
You know hes not the little boy that he used to be
Hes all grown up now Terence cant you see
Baby John has got it going on
Hes all I want and I've waited for so long
Terence cant you see your just not the boys for me
I know it might be wrong but Im in lov with Baby John
Baby John ( to the tune of Staceys Mom)
Baby John has got it going on x4
Erin can I come over after school, after school
We could hang around or go to the Garden City Pool
Did John get back from his baseball game?
Is he home, or does he think Im lame?
You know hes not the little boy that he used to be
Hes all grown up now Terence cant you see
Baby John has got it going on
Hes all I want and I've waited for so long
Terence cant you see your just not the boys for me
I know it might be wrong but Im in lov with Baby John
by Prime 5 Is cool March 28, 2005
Get the Baby John mug.A 9/11 conspiracy theorist who's completely out of his mind. His tactics of preaching are to barge into the UCLA lectures and spout off his mindless babble, stand up and start chanting his Anti-American agenda in a crowded and very quiet library, and to target those in America most likely to believe his bullshit...college students.
He has a fetish for The Illuminati, Bohemian Grove, and many other waste-of-time subjects. He's known for calling nonbelievers of his far fetched conspiracy theories, Zombies. Even more so, accusing people (i.e. Bush) of being Satanic Devil Worshipers.
He also wont shut up about the New World Order.
His rather hysterical choice of apparel includes cargo shorts with a black shirt, sun glasses, and an American flag bandanna. He believes he's in his own little American Matrix.
He also is author/founder of an extremely ridiculous book/website which discuss all of his preposterous theories and fairy tales with even more preposterous and idiotic people, which I refuse to give out to people, since the last thing this man needs is publicity.
He has a fetish for The Illuminati, Bohemian Grove, and many other waste-of-time subjects. He's known for calling nonbelievers of his far fetched conspiracy theories, Zombies. Even more so, accusing people (i.e. Bush) of being Satanic Devil Worshipers.
He also wont shut up about the New World Order.
His rather hysterical choice of apparel includes cargo shorts with a black shirt, sun glasses, and an American flag bandanna. He believes he's in his own little American Matrix.
He also is author/founder of an extremely ridiculous book/website which discuss all of his preposterous theories and fairy tales with even more preposterous and idiotic people, which I refuse to give out to people, since the last thing this man needs is publicity.
by Shawn PuppyStomper December 9, 2008
Get the John Conner mug.When a girl or group of girls like/give sexual pleasure to a boy who other boys find annoying or weird. These boys cannot figure out how this boy manages to get so many girls. Symptons include selling out your boys, backstabbing, being a snake in the grass, thinking with your balls instead of your brain and not being invited anywhere by guys.
Guy at a club:Dude how is he getting so much ass? He lives with his parents, cannot cut his own food, and is a total weirdo and a douche.
Other guy: I have no idea man. I guess he has john syndrome.
Other guy: I have no idea man. I guess he has john syndrome.
by WhereLegendsAreBorn February 7, 2010
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