jacob

a guy that never stops playing his xbox

his dad: stop play your xbox

jacob: no its life

by ligmaballs42069 April 18, 2020

JACOB Chanukah

ANYONE WHO IS NAMED THIS IS SUPERIOR. they have a big ass cock xxxxxxxxl and can cop any girl they want such a fucking sexy beast

wow that guy must be a Jacob Chanukah he's soooooo hot

by fuckwad420,69ing twitles December 13, 2020

Jacob

A rapist. Likes to rape woman then go to the marines

Jacob I said no, jacob says… I don’t care

by Rapeexposer73 December 20, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is that type of person everybody thinks is hot but then his voice is like he is on heailum and most the time they have ocd

He sounds like jacob

by Lazerdud3 March 18, 2019

Jacob

jacob is cute and he will be there for you at all times he pics up women fast then your dad left and is the most swaggy and truthful full man ever oh and he is a badass

Jacob: hey

Women: omg

by oggabooga man 37 May 24, 2022

Jacob

When u first me Jacob he is sweet and funny but once you really get to know him you realise that he's quite immature, annoying and loud.
If you have a Jacob in your life forget about his existence.

Girl 1: Jacob is a dick
Girl 2: I told you

by Majeymoo December 7, 2019

Jacob+Alexa

The love between these two is unbreakable. Anyone who comes between them will instantly be shattered into a million pieces from their own intense love affairs.

Alexa “hi Jacob”
Jacob “Jacob+Alexa lawd have mercy I’m about to bust”

by Coochiecatcher24 March 30, 2021