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Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.
Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"
by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023
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The Hard-Shutdown

Sexual term/ sexual activity;
Hard-Shutdown: when a male is nearing the end of any type of stimulating sexual activity and doesn’t have a place to blow his load so instead clogs the penis hole stopping the cum from coming out
clutching Janes hips Henry realizes he didn’t have anything to clean up with leaving no where to drop his load, so right before he got off he immediately clogged his penis hole giving himself The Hard-Shutdown and stopping his semen from coming out!
by Dic-tasouras23 February 12, 2024
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Dapper Harding

Dapper Harding is the dog of Izzy Harding and adopted brother of Hope Harding. Dapper was born in the spring of 2017. Dapper is a Plott Hound.
1: Is Dapper Harding too good?
2: Yeah, Dapper is such a swag dog tbh.
by oscaroscar April 16, 2021
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Handstand hard on

When you so drunk you have to do a hand stand to even get your cock to appear UP.
Her: you are so drunk you Can t get it up

Me: ha wanna bet a blow job?

Her: sure what are you doing?

Me: ( leaning on a wall uoside down) a handstand hard on
by Budweiser beach February 19, 2018
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Hard

by thatcher711 October 31, 2022
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Try-hard (swedish version)

In Sweden, the word is often used to describe someone who puts a lot of effort into school or someone who makes a lot of dribbles while playing a sport for fun. A mean way of saying someone has high ambitions
Common use of Try-hard (swedish version):

- Look at how much Oscar is dribbling.
- Yeah, he’s such a try-hard

Or

- Is Sven actually studying between the lessons?
- He’s a try-hard.
by The try-hard February 21, 2020
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Hard

Your Thing Down there is having an Erection.
Yo Mike, you like bob saget?
Ya bro, he makes me hard.
Ayo Thats Kinda Gay.
by Smegmazillion December 18, 2022
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