hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

Hard

Hard

Do you know anyone who does hard

by anonymous July 3, 2022

Harding

The cutoff point in which specialized assignment lists die

Damn man. You just Hardinged that list.

by PoPoInHendo May 8, 2025

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

Hard Hat Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the boys, of the United Club of the Hard Hats, and to the bitch for which we detest, we stand against the Bucket Hat club, they may think that they are stronger, but we are... the Hard Hats... And we will fuck them up, FOR THE BOYSSSSS!!

Every morning instead of doing the pledge of allegiance, us boys say the Hard Hat pledge of allegiance instead, FUCK THE BUCKET HAT GIRLS!

by badgermusic315 February 28, 2020

Uncomfortably hard

Having a boner in a situation were it is inappropriate.

My girlfriend was crying and I was uncomfortably hard.

by Uncomfortably hard punk music April 16, 2022

Hard pour corn

The best type of corn, but an aquired taste. The only type of corn that will do after you've grown tired of regular or soft pour corn. Not for the faint of heart.

Jeremy: Hey, you want some corn?
John: Nah brah, I only like Hard Pour Corn. It's the best. (smiles smugly)

by jigameister May 26, 2023